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Santa Flanked by F-16

BREAKING NEWS: North Pole spokeself Mr. Elf E. McElfface contacted Export Regulation Weblog with unsettling info. Apparently Donner and Blitzen are underneath the climate that means that Santa should make his annual Christmas Eve run with six reindeer as a substitute of his regular complement of eight. As readers will recall from the Press Launch posted beneath again in 2016, OFAC’s guidelines have been amended to allow Santa to go to each america and Cuba, offered that he went to Cuba first and solely gave Cuban kids EAR99 items. In any other case, he can be touchdown in america with a sleigh containing toys through which Cuban kids had an curiosity in violation of part 515.207(b) which was not waived by part 515.550(b).

Santa is anxious that requiring the reindeer to fly over america from the North Pole to Cuba after which again to america will unduly pressure the six reindeer that might be making the run. Mr. McElfface identified that none of us, together with the reindeer who’re someplace round 300 years outdated (aside from Rudolph who’s 262 years outdated), are getting any youthful. So, though Santa and the six wholesome reindeer will do their greatest underneath these constraints, kids in america ought to be ready that this yr there could also be nothing (not even a lump of coal) underneath the tree for them. A GoFundMe marketing campaign is within the works to buy a number of tons of coal to be delivered to OFAC ought to any U.S. kids be impacted by OFAC’s Cuba First guidelines for Santa.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MEDIA CONTACT: Elf E. McElfface, [email protected] or (951) 262-3062

Santa’s Village, North Pole – Santa Claus as we speak, on behalf of himself, Mrs. Claus and the 40,000 elfployees of the Santa Basis, expressed his gratitude to the Workplace of International Property Management for its well timed revision of its guidelines to grant Santa clear authority this yr to go to kids each in america and Cuba. For years, Santa’s efforts to carry vacation cheer to kids of each nations has been thwarted by part 515.207 of the Cuba laws which might prohibit Santa’s sleigh from touchdown in america whereas toys for Cuban kids remained within the sleigh or in touchdown in america if these toys had been delivered to Cuban kids first.

At the moment’s motion waives these restrictions if Santa’s sleigh solely carries gadgets that might, in the event that they have been topic to the EAR, be EAR99 or managed just for AT causes. This ends the lengthy battle over whether or not teddy bears and different toys — which aren’t meals, medication, or private communications gadgets — might solely be delivered to Cuban kids in wrapped parcels with the kid’s identify and handle written on the surface and with the assertion “GIFT—Export License Not Required” additionally marked on the parcel package deal. However the diligence and well timed efforts of Santa’s elfployees, compliance with these necessities for every non-naughty baby in Cuba has heretofore been not possible.

Information of the OFAC announcement led to loud cheers and applause all through Santa’s Village. Elf E. McElfface, Santa’s spokeself, wiped a tear of pleasure from his eye as he mentioned to the elves in certainly one of Santa’s workshops that he by no means believed that this might happen in his lifetime, which was saying rather a lot provided that the typical life expectancy of an elf on the North Pole is at the moment simply over 500 years.

As Christmas approaches, Santa mentioned that he was wanting ahead to this yr’s supply of toys and goodies to the good kids all through the world greater than ever earlier than and reminded kids in every single place, each in Cuba and america, that they might name his hotline at +1 (951) 262-3062 to depart their Christmas needs and toy requests.

This press launch might embrace predictions, estimates or different info that is likely to be thought of forward-looking. Whereas these forward-looking statements signify the Santa Basis’s present judgment on what the longer term holds, they’re topic to dangers and uncertainties that would trigger precise outcomes to vary materially. You might be cautioned to not place undue reliance on these forward-looking statements, which mirror our opinions solely as of the date of this press launch. Please remember the fact that we’re not obligating ourselves to revise or publicly launch the outcomes of any revision to those forward-looking statements in gentle of latest info or future occasions.

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